Jokes created by JETs

So here are two jokes, one thought of by me, the other by my friend who's a 2nd year JET out on an island in Nagasaki.

1st, what you need to know for both of them:
新-しん-shin = kanji for new, or 新しい-あたらしい-atarashii
身体-しんたい-shintai = body
体育祭-たいいくさい-taiikusai = sports competition
臭い-くさい-kusai = smelly
論理-ろんり-ronri = logic

Okay. First off, mine:
Since sports day is taiikusai, then a new sports day would be shintaikusai.

Then my friends:
If you like logic too much, then you may get ronri.

I think this jokes also works when worded this way:
If you study logic a lot, you might get ronri.

And there you have it. JETs thriving and creating jokes that JTE's can finally understand!